The Author

This is about King Chan Chee Weng.

 

But before that let’s begin with the birth of cwlor.com. It was created on the 27th of August, 2007 because the 27th is a significant date and August is a significant month for Malaysia *coughreallywancough*.Okay so about King Chan Chee Weng. Now this is not a self-professed title. I shall tell you the story about how King Chan Chee Weng came about.So one day, Samantha Chin wanted to have some pizzas, so she dialed the pizza delivery service and made her orders. When the receipt came, however, it was written Samantha King. Thinking it was very funny, Chan Chee Weng kept the ‘King’ the next time he made an order. The receipt wrote, ‘King Chan Chee Weng’.

 

And this is the story of King Chan Chee Weng.


Mr King Chan Chee Weng wth so long. Mr King aspired to be a superstar this time last year. Now he aspires to be a superphotographer (spell check says it’s an undefined word but I’m going to make it valid by being the first person to use it okay). This is also why he was granted the title SuperChan.

 

(Sam thinks that SuperSam is better sounding than SuperChan. SuperChan sounds like a brand name for an instant noodle. Oh well.) SuperChan likes to incorporate cheese into anything at all. His most favourable creation to date is the cheewengseball. Hahaha cheewengseball, get it? Hahahaha okay sorry lame. SuperChan likes meat. The more the better. The juicier the better. The… I don’t know. As long as it’s what a meat is supposed to be, it’ll be lapped up in no time.

SuperChan likes lemons. SuperChan loves tomyam (or anything spicy for that matter). SuperChan does not like cakes or salmons, which are the two things his partner finds that pwns the world, in which then she will call him a butt for not bowing to the power of cakes and salmons.

 


The butt is very amused by magic tricks. His forte is card tricks. Give him a pack of cards and he can keep you entertained for hours (unless you don’t respond at all. Duh). He also finds impulse reactions (or impulsive reactions. Reacting out of impulse. Impulsive force. Impulsion. Impulsively. Cavity. Caviar. …sorry) amusing which explains his tendency to scare the shit out of people for no reason at all. Which will make him a double butt for being evil.

 

 
The double butt is now aiming for a Sony Alpha a100. He had been saving money since forever for a few months but is still far away from the RM1K aim (sponsors are very much welcomed to contribute to the King’s Alpha Fund).

He would like you to know that he loves his baby very much. And that would be me.